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when someone is highly anticipating something that is to occur the next morning; but to reach that morning they first must sleep through the night, resulting in their waking several hours earlier than normal. sometimes trouble falling asleep out of excitement is associated with this effect.
often experienced by children on christmas morning, teenagers on hopeful snow days, and adult males the night before their hot date with the girl in 6c.
Facebook Status:
5:11 AM - WOOOOOO NO SCHOOL BITCHES!!!!
5:14 AM - why you up so early bro?
5:16 AM - why YOU up so early bro? it's the christmas morning effect! comin over later? mad black ops all day?
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It is December 23rd. The day before Christmas Eve. If you want to shop last minute for presents, you should go on this day instead of Christmas Eve because it will be somewhat less crowded.
cunt #1: Shit, I need to buy presents. Should I go today or just go tomorrow which is Christmas Eve.
cunt #2: Bitch, hell to the no. Go today, Christmas Eve Eve. The stores won't be as packed as they will be tomorrow.
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Instead of a regular Christmas tree, a Jamaican Christmas Tree is actually a marijuana plant.
Dude, you've got the biggest Jamaican Christmas Tree I've ever seen!
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A Christmas card you only receive because you first sent a Christmas card to the sender and the sender has now been guilted into sending a card to you. Boomerang Christmas cards often arrive after Christmas has already passed.
You received a Christmas card from the Collins family - wow, that's impressive!" "No biggie, it's just a Boomerang Christmas Card because they received our card last week.
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The Nightmare Before Christmas is an amazing animation directed by Tim Burton and Composed by Danny Elfman. It is based around a town called 'Halloween Town', where Halloween King: Jack Skellington, decides to take on christmas for the year...but things go wrong as christmas turns more into a nightmare.
Jack Skellington, Pumpkin Jack, Lock, Shock and Barrel, Tim Burton, Danny Elfman
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For twelve days, starting on Christmas Day, you masturbate the number of times that correspond to that day. For example, on Dec. 25, you masturbate once, Dec. 26, twice, until twelve days after Christmas, when you must masturbate twelve times in one day. Consider yourself to be a true man and have balls of steel if you complete this task.
I tried to do the twelve days of Christmas, but by Day Eight my dick was black and blue and about ready to fall off.
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a palm tree decorated like a Christmas tree(palm trees are plentiful in California, Florida and other states with similar climates)
His parents did not believe in using artifical trees. However, no evergeen trees grew where they came form. The solution was to get a California Christmas tree.
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