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1 ) When you feel guilty, sad and/or terrible use this ger as defense.
2 ) When jamy is jaming again (acting stupid) use this verb to blast it at them.
“Shut the jamying up”
“You piece of jamy”
Jamie Birtwistle is the funniest guy you will ever meet he tells the best jokes and he is extremely handsome if you know a jamie Birtwistle what are you doing ask him out
Jamie Birtwistle is so funny
Womanizing bigot who loves to play victim
Synonym
Narcissist
I can't believed i trusted jamie magee
Jamie Dornan is a guy who will literally stole your heart after you see him for 0,0001 second.
he is known for his roles in Fifty Shades movie as Christian Grey.
fun fact: HE'S SUPER HOT AND CHARMING (If you disagree, it means you haven't watch 50 Shades)
he have tons of funny story to tell you and graham norton loves him a lot.
once glued a fake hair to his "nut" (sometimes he's stupid but who cares? COZ HE'S SO HOT)
has 3 little girl, 2 older sister (one of them used to beat him with a remote control on his head, and every time she does that it will give 10% of charm to Jamie)
not forget to mention that he can sing!!!
has a sleepwalking problem when he was a kid (while he does that he poo in the bath)
NOT VERY GOOD AT WALKING
but very good at making girls forget how to walk
his irish accent is so SEXY
HE'S A MURDERER
(coz he's killing all the ladies)
note:
if you meet him, don't forget to breathe.
me: hey google, who is the hottest person on earth?
google: Jamie Dornan
Twat that thinks hes funny and has a massive house and pulls girls some how
JAMIE HAS 6 INCHES OF MEAT AND IS THE BEST IN BED, HE IS MY DADDY, DADDY JAMES AHHHHHH
PS: The name Eli is someone with a cock that is the size of a mouse
Jamie the sexy man, AUGGGGGGGG
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