That emo child in school that listens to Oprah not being funny but simply because he likes it for some reason. He aspires to work in a church to hear confections.
*Walks past Jamie Halpin*
Guy 1 - Holy Shit! Was that guy seriously listening to Oprah music.
Guy 2 - Dale, I believe he was..
Someone who is just gorgeous and amazing and can get out of car fines because of how beautiful she is. She is also the superglue that holds the workplace together. She deserves a promotion.
Worker:ugh I wish I could hold this place together?
me:oh so you wanna be a ‘Jamie Lee Young’?
his hairline is a wee bit fucked but it’s okay because you can’t see it anymore, unless you lift his hair up. he also has knee syndrome but that’s also ok because he’s a sound wee dood
Mother of 3. Drives a Prius while listening to the oprah and her kids in the back .
Wow jamie driscoll is such a good mom.