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(n): A shot made from emptying the spill mat behind the bar into a shot glass. If this does not fill the glass all the way, the bar rag may be rung out to fill it up fully.
This is an abominable creation, normally ordered as a joke or prank.
Customer: Let me have a Jersey turnpike shot for my friend here
Bartender: No, I’m not sure if you know what health codes are, but I will lose my liquor license.
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A slight curvature of the index finger inserted into the anal cavity of your love companion.
Is that dirt underneath your fingernail, or have you been new jersey meathooking in the east coast?
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Used to maintain credibility of taste even when you're watching something horrible on the grounds that it's hilarious.
I can keep my indie cred even though I watched Wild Wild West because of the Jersey Shore Exemption.
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Dirt, marks/stains, redness of skin (if in a skirt, dress, or shorts), or general debris on a girl's knees or clothes indicating that she has just performed oral sex. Most often this occur outdoors or in some other relatively public venue, since this is where stain-causing elements are most often present (think movie theater or public restroom floors).
When Jane and her boyfriend came back inside, she had a total New Jersey Curtsey. Those jeans must be ruined from all the mud on her knees.
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Small town, everyone knows everyone. A lot of moms gossiping drama on the town Facebook page. Next to roebling where the crackheads will rob you after they get off the riverline. Mallard creek kids think there life is bad even though they are rich. Roccos is the only good pizza place in town. Debbie’s has good ice cream. A lot of teenagers smoking pot at the docks in there Honda’s. But anyway it ain’t too bad after all ya know?
ah Florence New Jersey, far from paradise
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Used condom discarded in the wild. Often found on the jersey shore. But can be found in parking lots and movie theaters.
Dude I went to the beach, and the only wildlife were seagulls and new jersey whitefish.
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When your girlfrend or boyfriend is taking a shower and you quietly sneak in the bathroom and take a dump in the toilet making a nice hot steamy fragreance. No need to flush.
Sparky gave Nicole a New Jersey Steambath last night.
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