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1.(n) The mucus on the back of one's throat. Called throat jizz because of its jizzlike creamy qualities.
im coughing up good things.. and it feels a little better.. but every couple hours its still alittle sore and hurts. Damn throat jizz!!
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An online game that follows the success of the highly popular 'Fantasy Football.' Similar to Fantasy Football where players earn points for the amount of goals scored by their team members, players in Fantasy Jizz earn points depending on which female body part they ejaculate on. The more infuriating the chosen jizz location for the woman the more points earned.
Points system:
Tits - 100 points
Face - 150 points
Hair - 200 points
Eye - 250 points
Ass - 500 points
Fantasy Jizz seasons run monthly starting on the 1st of each month and ending on the last day. Players may choose to use the same slut throughout or may drop from the team and choose another due to injury or unavailability. A developing website that is soon to go international.
Dude . . that slag I banged last night earned me 1200 points on Fantasy Jizz . . ass, both eyes and hair. Don't think i'll call her again.
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The act of doing a full out sprint into a crowd of people while you masturbate onto poor defenseless people.
I saw my brother run and jizz at the football meet yesterday.
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one who has a fascination so deep with jizz that they become obsessed with making everything in their world jizz related. possible side-effects of such a fetish are stunted growth and an orangeing of the skin.
OMG Rob just made that song into a jizz record....he has such a jizz fetish.
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1) a weird face with a tiny smrik/smile and taunting eyes starring at u, like they just jizz
roshan's jizz face looked like a homo
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1. A retarded fagot; someone who you don't give a rats ass about.
2. Some stupid prick who has a terrible case of acne; in which the acne is so bad it appears that person must have rubbed Crisco all over his face 36 hours before, smoked a pile of pubes, rubbed his face on his calico cats gooch, and given himself a "Dirty Sanchez" while laying in a bubble bath with the lights low, Kenny G. playing, rose pedals everywhere, and a bottle of sparkling grape juice instead of Chardonnay.
3. Someone who gets real drunk, goes home all alone because he couldn't get any one to come home with, at the local club/bar. Shaves his left leg (user preference) and pleasures him self a "Hello Stranger" to think he is getting a hand job from a female.
1. What a freeken "Jizz Face"!
My freeken art teacher's mom is such a "Jizz Face"
2. Dab Nabbit, I just want to get a paring knife and slice off all that acne off hos "Jizz Face".
You look just like your father when he was your age, accept he didn't have such a "Jizz Face".
3. I saw that dude at the club through his apartment window last night; he was on his bed w/ his leg shaved giving himself a "Hello Stranger"
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Pretty much like bull shit,but jizz(meaning cum,or sperm)or a bull's shit(jizz)
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