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When a dude interups another guy while that guy is speaking to a lady about his line of work by topping his job.
Guy: So I'm an investor on Wall Street.
Lady:Oh, how interesting.
Dude: Well I'm a Chicago city Firefighter.
Lady: Wow, a firefighter! Oh I bet you save lives and everything!
Guy: Yo man. Stop the Job Blocking!
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The act of receiving a blowjob while the person sucking thy dick is crying.
We were fighting all night and in an attempt to make it better, she gave me a sob job.
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A "retired" individual who already collects a fat pension but refuses to quit working at a good job, thus (unintentionally) robbing a young adult of a decent job opportunity. In order to meet the criteria of a job-hoard, an individual must own a home fully, be experiencing no financial pressures and have a combined pension income that equals or exceeds what a young adult would earn working 80 hours per week at a job that pays at or near minimum wage.
Retirees who truly need the money are not the target of this definition.
Younger people have already inherited a shattered economy, impossible real estate prices, and an overall inability to provide genuine opportunities for their future families. Compounding this are financially-secure folks who have a perceived need for more money.
The above definition is not meant to be ageist, as there are many younger "retirees" hoarding jobs too.
job-hoarder - " I worked for the government for 30 years, I get a nice pension and this job gives me something to do so I don't get bored, did I mention I've got a house for sale "
young person - " I wish I could find something full-time, my wife and I want to have kids someday but we can't afford it, and forget a pension, that'll NEVER happen"
job-hoard - " Don't worry there young feller, I'm sure you'll find somethin "
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Bro-Job
When two heterosexual males suck each other off for fun
Brandon and Uri were bored, so they gave each other a Bro-job to pass the time.
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When one individual gives both a blow job and hand job to another individual, typically a woman to a man, but can vary.
Jane gave Harry a Total Job the other day.
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When you are doing a girl, and she get's all sweaty. You then do her armpit.
This is the pre-move to a Canker Cleaner.
Me : Last night I got a B.O Job!
Friend1: I totally wish I was you!
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A job done by a silent or mute guy, where he sucks on your smallest toe, then spits in your eye.
Male 1: How much for a Tob Job?
Mute Male: (Signs for $300)
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