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Another way of saying "Catch you later"
Which is also the title of Mr. Bench's autobiography.
In episode one of Archer (an animated sitcom on FX) the phrase is used at least twice.
Used primarily after an awkward moment in the conversation.
Man: When is the baby due.
Woman: I'm not pregnant.
Man: uhh. Umm
Woman: What?
Man: Johnny Bench Called (Then Departs the scene)
See Catch ya later
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Gross shit that tastes like meat. I bought it once to imitate a celebrity. Once.
Drinking Johnnie Walker Red is like kissing John Wayne.
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Johnny Depp is a Murderer who killed Anthony Fox. A Team Member's of Depp is also Money Laundering.
Anthony Fox in 2001 was going to testify against Depp, days before he went missing when Fox would have won the lawsuit.
Fox's case likely would have shown that Depp and his team were Money Laundering. Sounds like RICO Act is next on the list.
Johnny Depp Murders Anthony Fox, and tries to Murder Amber Heard. Money Laundering and Organized Crime with RICO Act is serious. Staff are still intimidated years later about going 'missing'
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Someone who thinks they are hard and can beat anyone up when they turn out to be a sissy who couldn't beat an egg.
"Wow step back lads Johnny Concrete coming through ere Sorry ard mate"
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When you put the pedal to the floor and snag the food from the operator of a drive throughs hands.
Instructions:
1.Order your food from and fast food restauraunt that has 2 drive through windows(make sure all of your food only comes in one bag and DO NOT order an ice cold beverage!)
2. Pay for your food like so at the first window.
3 IF there is someone behind you make sure to pull up inbetween both windows so the other customer can purchase there lunch.
4. Wait until the operator of the second window holds the food out the window (they will do this about 80% of the time) and the SECOND you see the food hanging and blowing in the wind you hit second gear going about 35 mph and you rip the food out of there hands)
5. While doing so you must yell GRIP N GO JOHNNNAAAY!!
6. Enjoy your meal!
Mcdonalds Worker 1: why the hell aren't they pulling up to get there snacks?
Mcdonalds worker 2: Try holding it out the window!
Johnny: GRIP N GO JOHNNY!!!
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An anti-war book written by Dalton Trumbo sometime in the 1940s and also a movie made in the 70s. Joe Donham is a young man who is drafted into a war based on democracy. He survives the explosion of a mine which ultimately leaves Joe lifeless; he is blind, deaf, and without limbs. His caretakers and doctors do not think he is capable of feeling pain, dreaming, or thinking, all which he goes through. These are some of his thoughts:
"I don't know whether I am alive and dreaming or dead and remembering."
"How can you tell what's a dream and what's real if you can't even tell when you're awake and when you're asleep?"
-Joe Donham,
Johnny Got His Gun
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Diarrhea where each step results in an additional shart.
Wife: What the hell happened to your boxers and pants?
Husband: Your mother's cooking gave me the Johnny Rotten Apple Quicksteps. Those last few steps on the way to the bathroom were brutal. Good thing I was wearing socks.