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The act of nutting on your hand and then proceeding to slap the nut on your girls head and exclaiming “MICHAEL JORDAN!”
Dude last night I gave my girl the Michael Jordan
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The act of pretending to be sick and crawling up into your bed, in the hopes of having your girlfriend crawl up there with you. So that you can have a valid excuse to have sex with her.
Billy "I feel sick, I'm going to go up into my bed because I feel like butt."
-Billy climbs into his bed
Tiffany "Stop pulling a jordan Billy, if you want to fuck then just ask me."
-Billy becomes embarrassed because he got caught acting a fool, by pulling a jordan.
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The guy Boiler Room and Wolf of Wall Street is based on.
That guy is the Jordan Belfort of real estate. He's bad, he's sexy, he's intelligent, he's amazing, and he's a hundred percent part of the darkness now. That's the guy I want to meet.
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When someone would preform sexual acts on an animated; masturbation to Hentai or Cartoons.
Oh Man! I would so go Jordan on Sakura; Going Jordan makes me feel like a Pedophile
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A black boy that has a very large dick and very ugly and likes girls who can twerk but Latina girls are fine Jordan Is very talented and good at sports
Hey Katherine Jordan/Jamarion Has a really big dick and also very talented.
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An intense workout adminsitered by a superior instructor who is a specieman of atheltic prowess. Trainees of a "Jordan Workout" often feel sheepish and lackluster at best.
A: Hey Bobby, wanna do a Jordan Workout tomorrow?
B: Ah man, wish I could. Last time I did one of those I felt like such a pussy. The feeling sat with me for awhile until I saw my therapist.
A: Wow, wanna do Zumba instead?
B: I'm game
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Someone who has a very small willy
Felix jordan has a very small willy
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