swindon ski jump

Very very similar to a Lincoln log-flume, just add a ramp at the end of the flume, just above the vaginal region, making the turd fly through the air.

I can't believe we did a swindon ski jump last night and it landed on the cat. How funny!

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Jump You Over

Jump you over : Beat you up.

"I'm going to jump you over on that game tomorrow".

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Dump 'n' jump

Taking a dump in a bathroom and leaving without wiping. Flushing is optional.

Bob: That guy is so freaking gross. He just dump 'n' jumped in the bathroom.

Joe: Glad I don't have to sit next to him all day!

Bob: .....yeah, well *I* do.

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Reverse Squiggle Jump

Mario Jumping Terminology.

A Reverse Squiggle Jump is a technique used mainly by Luigi in Super Mario Bros. 2 to achieve higher/longer jump ratios while confined to a small area. You must run back and fourth one step each way and propel Luigi upward while still downpressing the run button.

Synonyms: Reverse Flak Jump, Flak Jump, Squiggle Jump, Wiggle Jump, Squiggle-Flak Jump

1. This part is hard but you can get by the sparksters, you should try a Reverse Squiggle Jump.

2. Oh man! That RSJ was off da hook!!!

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mexican jumping bean

when a female puts as many tampons in her rectum. a few hours later she drinks as much laxitives as she can possibly have. and the "bean" will jump out

yep i saw saw a porno where a chick had a mexican jumping bean!!!!

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jump your bones

something sexual a male does to a female.

Tim said to Jane "I wanna jump your bones"

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go jump into a lake

A term used to say to a person that they need to mind their own business. Its like saying hey go mind your own business loser or something like that.

In the example it shows how he said it ( the creater of the term.

Cody:dam it!
Jermy hey man whats up
Cody: Mrs Mathis help me god! *laughs*
Jermy:nananana whatever *gets hit* hey!
Cody:get away from me
Jermy:what!
Cody: go jump into a lake
Class:00000000 you got pwned!

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