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Left Tit - Right Tit

U squeeze the left tit to get hot pussy juice and the right tit for cold pussy juice...

I like my pussy warm so I squeeze both tits at the same time...
Left tit - Right tit..

by blthrskt April 30, 2009

15πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


biased left wing media

What a neo-conservative republican usually thinks and says about the mainstream US Media when he/she watches too much FOX News.

FOX News is the only fair & balanced news channel, the rest are all just biased left wing media!

by mailer_diablo November 7, 2004

105πŸ‘ 182πŸ‘Ž


Monday Left Me Broken

Monday Left me broken
Tuesday I was through with hoping
Wednesday my empty arms were open
Thursday waiting for live, WAITING GOR LOVE

Random ahh keed: BRO TIKTOK IS NOT THAT BAD
TikTok: Monday Left Me Broken

by menameiscaleb July 21, 2023


Monday Left Me Broken

Monday Left me broken πŸ’”πŸ’”
Tuesday I was through with hoping πŸ˜žπŸ˜žπŸ™πŸ™
Wednesday my empty arms were open βœ‹οΈβœ‹οΈβœ‹οΈ
Thursday Waiting for love, waiting for love πŸ˜žπŸ”«

Random ahh dude: OMG YOU SHOULD USE TIKTOK IT'S THE BEST PLATFORM EVER!1!1!1!
TikTok: Monday Left Me broken 😺😺😺

by menameiscaleb July 21, 2023


Left leg lagging mitosis

When your that rocked off of your bonker that your left leg lags behind the rest of your body as you walk out of the club shitter

Look at that tosser walking out of the toilets! hes so fucked up hes got left leg lagging mitosis!

by weloveaxewound October 28, 2018


My left nut is bustin

When your left nut hurts

I was playingthe station and my left nut is bustin

by Joeyatemycheeks November 3, 2020


LEFT BALL AND RIGHT BALL

They are the same.

Look the LEFT BALL AND THE RIGHT BALL are the same because one is LEFT when the other had been addressed which is the RIGHT ONE you happen to be addressing. John would you please address my LEFT BALL AND RIGHT BALL as does it matter what order , as no way because the first you address is RIGHT and the next one is LEFT but also the first you address is from the LEFT BALL and the other is the LEFT BALL

by TESLA FACE ALPHABET August 24, 2021