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Not my life

Something you say to someone when they tell you something that doesn't happen to you or didn't happen to you

Friend: "I just lost my blackberry!"
You: "Not my life"

by stamfordallday June 30, 2010


Sloth Life

A more superior/senior sloth (Human who has sloth similar sloth likes) who has mastered the skills of being lazy, slow & laid back lifestyle that a sloth does while living in a tree, Someone who is living the sloth life has taken many years to fine-tune the art of doing absolutely nothing but having the appearance that shits getting done. Not a minute goes past where they are in a rush to do something or go somewhere, a senior sloth has very minimal care while he or she kicks back and enjoys life for what very little they feel like doing.

Not anyone live the Sloth Life overnight, there is no book to read or guidance to follow from a teacher.. You will not receive a medal or even reconise it straight away once you’re living the sloth life, but once you are all you need to worry about is where is your next meal coming from & whose bringing it too you.

The List is endless what a sloth can do when living the sloth life but i'm also a sloth so i think thats enough typing for this week.

They look like they're living the sloth life
What do you like it would be like to live the sloth life
When did you start living the sloth life
The Sloth Life is .... uhmmm ... just better than being a sloth.
Senior Sloth is classed as living the Sloth Life

by Sloth Life March 16, 2015


Boat life

It’s like Salt life, but about boating, being on water. Partying on boats in summer. Drinking seltzer,bud light, any alcohol drink that exits.

Mike : What’s up weekend bro?
Dan : Boat life bruh!

John: How did you get em girls to go out with us?
Tyler: Told then it’s about that Boat life

by Yourfatwhitenieghbor January 28, 2020


No life faggot

Someone who goes out of their way and troll people whether on the internet or in real life because they have nothing better to do with their miserable ass lives. No life faggots will do everything they possibly can within their power to make another person's life a living hell.

Go out and go get some pussy you no life faggot and stop pissing in my gas tank!

by bbrozj June 22, 2021


Life's a Bihać

As opposed to its counterpart "Life's a bitch," this phrase is used after an unexpected series of pleasant or positive events have taken place. Used to describe the way life sometimes takes a positive turn when we least expect it. Bihać refers to Zoran Bihać, a German Film Director famous for his positive attitude.

Your friend: "I just got promoted and won the lottery in the same day!"

You: "Life's a Bihać."

by jvcmooks August 30, 2020


Life Jacker

One who tries to 1-up what you do.

A person who is trying to live YOUR life like it's theirs.

A Hater.

You: Hey, I'm going on tour with my band this summer on the West Coast!

Them: I'm going on a WORLD wide tour with my band.

You: *thinking to self* I swear he is such a life jacker.

by Karma Eve March 11, 2010


minipack life

The part of life when someone's daily-life moves around bags and backpacks for their unstable or nomadic life and is dependent mostly on mini-packs of every product like mini-pack shampoo, toothpaste, soap, biscuits etc.

Sorry I can't afford to host a party now as I'm in the minipack life, living on the floor of my friend's dorm room.

by BokaSoka June 20, 2011