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July 11th is known Worldwide as the National Boss Buys Lunch Day. There are no exceptions for this day. If the boss refuses to buy lunch, he/she has to do 10 push-ups for every employee in the office.
Wow, today is finally July 11th - National Boss Buys Lunch Day. I am so excited for free lunch!
To become intangled in the underside of a moving vehicle . Usually as a cyclist
You'll end up bumper lunch if you don't stop at intersections
What it says on the tin. It's not a vagina, you perverts!!
Boxed lunch is convenient because it doesn't make a mess everywhere.
A sit down lunch is a lunch where office staff and low energy sales people gather to gossip about co workers, complain, and just generally do nothing productive. These lunches are often long and have been known to be very heavy in caloric intake, which can lead to lack of productivity that’s sometimes lasts long into the night.
Austin, how was your sit down lunch today? Great Jim, I had to cut it short because the ribs special ended at 4pm.
To stand up a person when there was a pre-ordained meeting .
To acknowledge a person and get ignored in return.
Damn! The fucker said he would come by! He never showed up!
Dude. You got lunched!
She looked right at me when I waved!
She lunched the shit out of you!
When a lunch date, acquaintance, or co-worker brings or orders a lunch that is judged to be of vastly different quality than ones own.
That pizza looked way better than my sandwich I got lunched.
Occurs when starting the dating process with someone new and feeling the need to impose pre-defined and static boundaries on your time together
Example:
Friend #1: "Hey, how's the new guy? How was the first date?"
Friend #2: "How was the first date? Long, way too long. He seems like a nice guy though. I think I'll lunch him a few times and see how that goes?
TWO WEEKS LATER:
Friend #1: So you've lunched this guys 7 times in 2 weeks. What's the verdict?
Friend #2: Which guy are we talking about?