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one of the dark arts practiced in secret only by those initiated in the circle of the bum troubler.beware of brown magicians trying to fool you with their heathen tricks to succumb to their cult and recieve the mark of deep shit diver.
he really looked straight to me.maybe he was turned by some out-of-this-world act of brown magic.
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Term used to descripe the large gap between the top of the tires and the weel arches on an unmodifed car.
That suspension needs lowered, the cars floating on a magic carpet
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Orlando, Florida. Dubbed "Magic City" because it's home to the Orlando Magic, Walt Disney World, and many other tourist attractions. Orlando is also known as O-Town. Magic City isn't Birmingham, Alabama- there's NOTHING magical about that place.
MAGIC CITY let me hear ya I YI YI YI...
-YING YANG TWINZ
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A guy's "magic number" is the number of inches his penis is. IT SHOULD BE MEASURED IN WHOLE INCHES, OR HALF INCH INCREMENTS. No 3/4 shit.
I just found out my boyfriend's magic number! But dude, he was a douche and said 7 and 3/4 inches!
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The magic spot on a woman's body that, when properly maniplated, can cause a wide variety of physiological, emotional and vocal responses.
Dylan: "Wow, newbie's getting all up in the vagina magic."
Marissa: -nod of approval-
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4 o'clock PM. The hour before 5PM. On an analog clock, the big hand is on the 12, and the little hand is on the 4. The most magical time of the work day--hence the name "magic hour".
SWEET! it's the magic hour, time to slack off for an hour.
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A card "game" played by the mentally underdeveloped so they do not have to interact with all those people who possess superior charm and intellect. Unfortunately for those who play this ridiculous game that constitutes just about everyone else. Their embarrassment at this obvious fact sees them concoct elaborate fictions about how great and complicated this games is. Essentially just a past time for morons.
Mike plays magic the gathering! What a tool. Surely anyone over the age 15 would have more sense.
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