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The hugest flaker ever! He literally has his own ceral box!
Wow you’re not on when you said! You’re being such a big Kyle matthews
cunt, steals money and has wet dreams about children.....pedo
Matthew S: I love u
Us: ur mom
People who believes that macaronous is the singular form of macaroni
Person 1: Have you heard? They're such a Carolyn/Matthew.
Person 2: Wdym?
Person 1: They used macaronous to refer to a single macaroni!
Person 2: Oh, EW!
Matthew star was a Peron who told Hitler where all the Jews were hiding, Matthew is Jewish himself but he wanted Hitler to spare him so he told them where they were all hiding.
Matthew told Hitler where we are and now we are dead you will be remembered as Matthew star
matthew is a person that no one cares about. he's a fn kid and he's trash at the game.
"matthew is a squeaker and he plays fortnite all day."- dave
"what a fortnite kid, and he's trash at the game as well." - mark
A smart and loving man that loves to go on adventures.
He is a wonderful Matthew Deacon.
The best head ever given. The sexiest guy in school who gets all the girls. Not to mention his incredible strength