when you hear the name matt, you just want to explode. but iβm talking about one matt in particular. this matt is trash at video games and pretty weird. plus he has a habit of calling his girl, maddi, a bot weird right? also i know he has a girl shocking right. but secretly i think he is gay tho. if you ever see him please call for help. he is dangerous and deadly.
matt is trash at video games.
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Matt is usually a very good looking individual that has a huge dick and a great sense of humor.
Have you seen Matt's dick? It's huge!
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Little bitch boy who is not only built like squshy from oozma kappa, but also heat meizer. constantly angry and drives like my grandmother. certified little bitch boy. constantly has something to say or be upset about.
damn pro, you're such a pussy, you're really acting like Little Matt right now
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Matt Shultz is the lead singer in cage the elephant and is also married to Malayha Shultz.
Person 1: Hey have you heard of the band cage the elephant?
Person 2: Oh yeah I love that band! Did you know the lead singer is Matt Shultz?
Person 1: Yup! Isnβt he married to Malayha Shultz?
Person 2: Yes!
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A "famous" TikToker who plays Friedrich in the Sound of Music. He likes to fat shame him mother for what she looked like 2 years ago. He likes to complain about how he attends a school that is basically bankrupt.... which he does, considering they can't afford paper towels. Not too long ago, he was in a relationship with a girl named Paige, which he DEEPLY regrets. His brother, JP, is much more talented than him (and browner).
Oh dear god... is that the devil or Matthew Kozak?
I just took a massive Matt Kozak in the toilet.
Kurtains.
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