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mega klutz

someone is very stupid and clumsy

wow that joe is a mega klutz

by neha's hot gay friend October 1, 2022


mega premium

A lot. Like A LOT a lot. A shit ton of a lot.

How much is it? It’s mega premium.

by Loraxxxx December 15, 2022


mega-beezy

The only word more beezy-r than beezinator.

Dude, Jesse is a Mega-beezy!
You're right, he's freaking awesome!

by Leah Satterfield January 3, 2008


Mega Bitchessi

Mega Bitchessi - a highly evolved mutated Bonessi(see Bonessi) When Bitchessi uses her voices, the strong vocal vibrations cause your eyes, ears and nose to bleed because the normal human body cannot handle the sound.

The nails of the Bitchessi have developed a strong organic steel like layer and have the ability to increase and decrease their length at will. They also secret a venom. If the venom enters your bloodstream, your body will go into paralysis only allowing you to speak in spanish verbs. The tongue becomes slit and long like a snake.

When Mega Bitchessi gets angry she will shed her skin revealing a layer of green scales, only growing her human skin back when she calms down. She crawls on all fours and her adhesive palms and feet allow her to stick to walls. She has developed selective super hearing allowing her to hear spanish verbs conjugated wrong and will pounce on all perpetrators of the “crime.” Her eyes will piece into your soul making you see your greatest fear.
The biggest trigger of this mutation is the mention of Joe Biden, or the mention of LGBTQ rights and multiple genders. Hearing these words causes the Bonessi to become encased in a cocoon until emerging as a Mega Bitchessi.

It is possible to reverse this transformation under very rare circumstances. It must suck the 1-inch penis Donald Trump while he is singing the communist national anthem. The Mega Bitchessi will calm down. Only then, can the process be reversed.

Here comes Mega Bitchessi, everyone hide!

by fakeitflowers November 19, 2020


Mega Milad

Mega Milad is a person who is a little afghan boy who thinks he is sigma but in reality they are just a beta

Bro you're so Mega Milad.

by January 26, 2024


Mega Milad

The name Milad is primarily a male name of Persian origin that means Birth. Mega Milad is a nickname for a little afghan boy who is very retarded, and thinks he is a sigma but really he's just a beta.

Bro you're so mega milad

by January 26, 2024


mega anime

An anime with a three-digit number of episodes. Instead of the regular 10-50 episodes that most animes do have, mega animes are usually 100-300 episodes long and possibly with a spinoff series.

Naruto and Bleach are mega animes.

by Christophucked February 19, 2011