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Cyclops Mega Blast

A sexual move, before climax, slap your partner's face, then ejaculate all over them. Not to be confused with Cyclops' mega optic blast, the X-Man Cyclop's special move in Marvel VS Capcom

Tina: I broke up with Jim yesterday
Heidi: What? Why?
Tine: He smacked me in the face with his dick mid -intercourse!
Heidi: Oh shit! He did a Cyclops Mega Blast? That's so hot!

by Farqunglu April 20, 2016


Mega jawbreaker

He smells like a very bad Oreo

And is dumb
And is a vindictive evil person

Mega jawbreaker is BAD

by Jerald Jersey Jenkin Jersey October 13, 2023


Mega jawbreaker

He smells like a very bad dog

And he’s dumb
And he’s a vindictive, evil person

Mega jawbreaker is BAD!!!!!
Mega jawbreaker breaks all the jaws at the jaw production facility

Mega jawbreaker also goes by Cookieishsimo (not to be confused with Cookieishsimon

by Jerald Jersey Jenkin Jersey October 13, 2023


Super Ultra Mega Octopus

Inviting 7 of your friends to insert all your dicks in a stripper

"Hey Sweet Tits Wanna make a Super Ultra Mega Octopus With me,John,Mark,Sam,Tim,Dan,Jack and Larry?"

by Mr. The Name is a secret Silly August 24, 2018


Mega Bitchessi

Mega Bitchessi - a highly evolved mutated Bonessi(see Bonessi) When Bitchessi uses her voices, the strong vocal vibrations cause your eyes, ears and nose to bleed because the normal human body cannot handle the sound.

The nails of the Bitchessi have developed a strong organic steel like layer and have the ability to increase and decrease their length at will. They also secret a venom. If the venom enters your bloodstream, your body will go into paralysis only allowing you to speak in spanish verbs. The tongue becomes slit and long like a snake.

When Mega Bitchessi gets angry she will shed her skin revealing a layer of green scales, only growing her human skin back when she calms down. She crawls on all fours and her adhesive palms and feet allow her to stick to walls. She has developed selective super hearing allowing her to hear spanish verbs conjugated wrong and will pounce on all perpetrators of the “crime.” Her eyes will piece into your soul making you see your greatest fear.
The biggest trigger of this mutation is the mention of Joe Biden, or the mention of LGBTQ rights and multiple genders. Hearing these words causes the Bonessi to become encased in a cocoon until emerging as a Mega Bitchessi.

It is possible to reverse this transformation under very rare circumstances. It must suck the 1-inch penis Donald Trump while he is singing the communist national anthem. The Mega Bitchessi will calm down. Only then, can the process be reversed.

Here comes Mega Bitchessi, everyone hide!

by fakeitflowers November 19, 2020


Mega Milad

Mega Milad is a person who is a little afghan boy who thinks he is sigma but in reality they are just a beta

Bro you're so Mega Milad.

by January 26, 2024


Mega Milad

The name Milad is primarily a male name of Persian origin that means Birth. Mega Milad is a nickname for a little afghan boy who is very retarded, and thinks he is a sigma but really he's just a beta.

Bro you're so mega milad

by January 26, 2024