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The mexican sattelite is used to keep flys away from the dinner table. A used tampon or maxipad or even a sock is hung from celing atracting flys away from beans and tortillas. The mexican sattelite put mexico in the space race.
Lupe your cousins are coming over for dinner put up a exta mexican sattelite.
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the act of three passengers occupying the front bench seats of a truck, even when there are clearly 2-3 more seats in the back.
term is derived from the observation that Mexicans will often all sit in the front with each other, leaving the back seat clearly vacant, probably so one person is not left to be a loner in the back seat.
Nothing against Mexicans, purely observational. I'm Salvadorean, and probably have more Mexican friends than Salvadoreans.
"So there's just three of us? Alright we're going Mexican"
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That jet-fast, burning, fiery sensation in your asshole when you're taking a dump the morning after eating a hot Mexican meal.
- I really liked that new Mexican joint last night.
- Me, too. I feel a Mexican jet coming on, though. Those damn jalapenos, phoo-ee.
1 straight couple + 1 gay friend + 1 unassociated gay man = A Mexican Highway
I heard you are hangin' out with your gf this weekend. Can I join y'all for a Mexican Highway? I'm sure I could find a 4th.
When you try to put your balls up a girls ass an then cumm on her back and then you get a Mexican to white in the cumm
Guy1''last night me and sally tried to do the sticky mexican''
Guy2''really? Did you get both balls up her ass before you came?
This is another Southern California thing. As stated earlier in Mexican Mobile, Southern California is super close to the Mexican border. Majority of the population he is Mexican, and they tend to dwell in nasty areas. The areas they live in are crammed full of mexicans, germs run rampant, cars line the streets in every direction, trash is everywhere, and you can smell fabric softener from a mile way (It is their perfume after all). They all seem to live on streets called "Orange" or "Tulip", which sound nice, until you learn that they are part of Mexican Ville. Every few days, the mexicans from Mexican Ville will travel to the nicer neighborhoods and they will park their Mexican Mobiles in a nice neighborhood, to make room for more Mexican Mobiles thus ruining the whole state.
Jose Ole: *points at non Mexican ville* Hey mom, that neighborhood looks pretty nice, why can't we live there?
Moné Ole: That's not Mexican Ville Meja, we don't go there, only out cars go there
Liquidised shit of the sort that burns on the way out and pebbledashes the toilet bowl. Mexican Screamers are caused by consuming quantities of very spicy food, generally of the Mexican variety, hence the name. The "screamers" part comes from the fact that the extreme burning sensation just before, during, and after passing motions, causes one to scream in pain.
ME: Those pulled pork quesadillas were lovely, but those enchiladas gave me the most horrible bout of the Mexican Screamers!
friend: What are "Mexican Screamers?"
ME: Flaming hot diarrhea caused by eating very spicy food!