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Some who eats the shit out of your asshole while it is hanging out such as a turtle head.
Man your breath smells like shit did you get a brown muffin.
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The girlfriend of a close friend whose facial features and body type are an abomination to the female species. Usually with something known as a 'muffin top,' or too much hanging over pants that are far too tight. Ew.
Also, said 'trucker muffin' will refuse to stop truckin' while begging for sexual activity or attention of some kind.
Damn, trucker muffin's got JT on a leash and it ain't pretty.
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A term used usually in a fit of girlie anger to insult or put down someone.
Can also be used as a term of endearment.
Man, my prof. gave me a D-!! He's such a wang muffin!!
Laura, I love you, but you're a wang muffin!!
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To throw a fist, at a very reduced rate, at an enemies face; making contact.. without the enemy realizing it. Also called, a Rigby.
Did you see that fight yesterday? "Yes, what a pussy, he was really throwing muffins"
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A derogatory term used to define a very liberal (socialist) member of the Democratic party.
That space muffin Obama is ruining our country!
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Where a group of guys get in a circle jerk and try to nut on a muffin last guy to finish has to eat the muffin
Dude u wanna play the muffin game? Sure what kinda muffins you got?
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Used by women to describe their over bearing friends who will do anything to prevent a woman from fulfilling their destany as a notch on the bed post. Sadly, it may be noted that nearly all women have fallen into this category at some point in their lives.
Ron: Hey did you end up deep-dickin' Lean last night?
Bounce: Hell no, April was being a MUFFIN-STOPPER. She kept reminding her that STDs are contageous.
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