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not a muffin but a name that degrades someone so bad it counts as a walrus slap
Jill your the biggest hor ever, said Tim
Tim your a fucking dill muffin retorted Jill
Oh my god you got fucking own bitch hole said Taylor
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The girlfriend of a close friend whose facial features and body type are an abomination to the female species. Usually with something known as a 'muffin top,' or too much hanging over pants that are far too tight. Ew.
Also, said 'trucker muffin' will refuse to stop truckin' while begging for sexual activity or attention of some kind.
Damn, trucker muffin's got JT on a leash and it ain't pretty.
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To throw a fist, at a very reduced rate, at an enemies face; making contact.. without the enemy realizing it. Also called, a Rigby.
Did you see that fight yesterday? "Yes, what a pussy, he was really throwing muffins"
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A derogatory term used to define a very liberal (socialist) member of the Democratic party.
That space muffin Obama is ruining our country!
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Where a group of guys get in a circle jerk and try to nut on a muffin last guy to finish has to eat the muffin
Dude u wanna play the muffin game? Sure what kinda muffins you got?
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Used by women to describe their over bearing friends who will do anything to prevent a woman from fulfilling their destany as a notch on the bed post. Sadly, it may be noted that nearly all women have fallen into this category at some point in their lives.
Ron: Hey did you end up deep-dickin' Lean last night?
Bounce: Hell no, April was being a MUFFIN-STOPPER. She kept reminding her that STDs are contageous.
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Used at my school to talk about sex and not have anybody know about it. Invented by some hot girls.
have/eat a muffin= sex
Blueberries= guy
Raspberries= girl
Peach= public hair
Banana= penis
plastic wrap= condom
You can add whatever fruit and/or eating utensil you want. With the miracle of the muffin code...understanding is absolute!
Girl 1: "You have a muffin last night?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, Raspberry on top mostly.
ate for a whole hour"
Girl 1: "taste good?"
Girl 2: "Hell ya! Eating raspberries and blueberries at the same time...mmmmm"
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