Short n' Curly

Pubic Hair

I found a short n' Curly in my soup.

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Splooge 'N' Snooze

Coming back from a midterm or similar exhausting affair, you decide that the best thing to do to unload involves jacking off and then taking a nap right afterwards. The splooge 'N' snooze.

Vince raced home in his Kia after his accounting midterm to top off his Freebird's burrito with a subsequent splooge 'N' snooze.

Also referred to as: Wack 'n' nap, Beat 'n' sleep, Pop 'n' drop, Jizz 'n' zzzz, Cum fiesta 'n' siesta, Flog 'n' log, Cream 'n' dream (for the ladies), Spill 'n' chill, Flickin the bean 'n' havin a dream, Pump 'n' slump, Choke the lil guy 'n' get some shut eye, Semen 'n' dreamin, Jubilation 'n' hibernation, Pettin snoopy 'n' gettin droopy

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day 'n' nite

A badass song by Kid Cudi

Day 'n' nite... the lonely stoner seems to free his mind

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N-word pass

Non-blacks that have this are allowed to say the N-word.

White person: Blah blah blah nigga blah blah blah
Black person: Don't worry I gave him an n-word pass.

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trick 'n treat

Dispensing cannabis-laden edibles for Halloween instead of 'traditional' boring candy.

Yo! Every school in town had to cancel because no one showed up for class the day after Halloween! The FBI is still trying to figure out who's playing trick 'n treat...

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frank n furter

A transylvannian transexual transvestite mastered in the art of singing and dancing the time warp in a corset!

i was doing the time warp at the late night double-feature picture show w/ dr. frank n furter

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bows n toes

Fraternal hazing in which pledges hold themselves up on their elbows and toes while keeping their backs straight for extended periods of time.

If that pledge messes up one more time, he's doing bows n toes on a bed of bottle caps.

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