the designated try hard of the friendship group, always over compensating for *something*. Will most likely be the most successful, but fuck him.
employee: what is that guy with the rifle doing over there?
employee 2: making sure this building is clear of hostiles apparently
employee: but this is a kindergarten, how did he get in here?
Nathan: *humming mission impossible theme*
employee: this is the 3rd idiot this week whos been pulling a nathan
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nathan vilenskiy is alison danilovichs star crossed lover. the connection these two have is unmatched on all levels: mental, physical, spiritual etc.
nathan vilenskiy LOVES alison danilovich
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"oh would you look at that... It's Nathan Mallo."
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The definition of perfect. He is olivia brownβs everything and she will never leave him. Olivia loves him more than anything else in the world and he is perfection in a person.
Olivia: βMy boyfriend is perfect!β
Other person: βOmg! Is your boyfriend Nathan Katsaounis?β
Olivia: βYes! How did you know?!β
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When you pour gravy in your nostril to flavour your brian
If zombies are going to eat you, you might as well do A Clapped Nathan.
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A shit football player who is the shittest player on the team.
Man this guy is such a nathan bacon.
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