a kid who has no friends eats lunch alone gets buillied but some how has a girlfriend
Nathan has no friends
Nathan gets no coochie
Nathan lays down in shower and sleeps naked
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the designated try hard of the friendship group, always over compensating for *something*. Will most likely be the most successful, but fuck him.
employee: what is that guy with the rifle doing over there?
employee 2: making sure this building is clear of hostiles apparently
employee: but this is a kindergarten, how did he get in here?
Nathan: *humming mission impossible theme*
employee: this is the 3rd idiot this week whos been pulling a nathan
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nathan vilenskiy is alison danilovichs star crossed lover. the connection these two have is unmatched on all levels: mental, physical, spiritual etc.
nathan vilenskiy LOVES alison danilovich
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superior nigga, who sends harder and than any nigga to live.
-my nigga Matt pulling a nathan stam tonight.
-turn up like your nathan stam.
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That dude just went Nathan Gray and killed his wife
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"oh would you look at that... It's Nathan Mallo."
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