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A wonderful place where penguins sing and dance. It's very cold.
The Sovereign Nation of Antarctica is cold.
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The day when Gus lets me cheif tf out of his cartnite at school
Omg I love National Cartnite Day because Its everyday.
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On April 5th. It’s a day dedicated to Shan
“Hey, do you wanna hangout?”
“I totally would but it’s National Shan Day so I can’t”
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August 3rd, the day in which you start beef with anyone friends,family,strangers,dogs,etc just start saying shit to each other
“Hey man fuck you”
“Wtf what was that for?”
“Today’s national beef day”
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A competition by U€FA that literally no one asked for, but we have to deal with, that ranks every single member of UEFA into four different leagues, so that the "best play the best" and so that the lower teams won't get battered by better nations, and another way for UEFA to get richer.
Person 1: " Yo, did you watch the UEFA Nations League match between England and Italy?"
Person 2: "Yep, and it was the lamest fucking shit I've ever seen."
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National Dave Day is traditionally being celebrated on the 8th of December. Folklore goes that on this day in the year 1934 a Dave was born somewhere in the world every second. We commemorate this, which in certain circles has been known as 'The Tenth World Wonder, by showing a little bit of extra love to a Dave in your vicinity. Traditional dishes for this special day are decorated pancakes and heart shaped food. Dave's name is frequently spelled on said pancake with different types of topping. One could consider melted chocolate, marshmallows or maple syrup to name a few. It is widely regarded as a scientific fact that every Dave likes to munch down on a good homemade pancake. One could expect exclamations such as the 'Yummieeeeeee', 'Mmmmmmmm' or 'Not too shabby' as Dave attacks his carb-bomb. Make your Dave's day special too, and show him that you care. 8th of December, National Dave Day, a joy for all.
Happy National Dave Day to one and all!
Well, would you believe it? Dave was radiating after eating the pancake I made him for his special day.
I'm well chuffed that we got to celebrate National Dave Day again this year.
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National Zabloing Day (May 3rd) is the day in which you celebrate the internet meme zabloing, featuring everyone’s favorite funny internet cat, big floppa ❤️❤️
Happy National Zabloing Day!
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