bum-fu

a style of martial arts mastered by very few of the bumby class. it combines drunken boxing, aikido, and kenpo to form the ideal style of martial arts for the 'bumby' archetype.

"I know bum-fu!"

"Show me."

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bum chigger

1. a form of small insect that burrows within one's rectal area.
2. an insult deriving from the small rectal-burrowing insect.

"shut the fuck up, bum chigger"

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bum-hug

When you hug your boo with your hands on their bum!

A nice tight bum-hug is a great day to start the day!

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dry bum

Anal sex without any lubrication

I`ve run out of vaseline, baby oil, cooking oil and all other substances capable of reducing the coefficient of friction between my cock and your arse. This will probably hurt as I must inevitably dry bum you with all the bestial vigour of a prize rottweiler.

I`ve got diarrhea at the moment so it won`t be that bad for me but don`t forget its my turn next.

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Bum Botherer

A homosexual

Keep that Bum Botherer away from me, I drink from the furry cup!

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Puffin Bum

"puffin bum" \ PUFF-in-bum\, noun:
1. The largest species of all known and recorded bums.
2. Big; Ginormous; Humongous.
3. popozuda.

Examples:
"Of my goodness! Did u just see that Puffin Bum?!"
"I know! Its the biggest butt i have EVER seen!".

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Bum Explosion

When one needs the lavatory immediatley or one will cak shit their pants.

"Jamie had too much dodgy beer, he's now gonna have a bum explosion"

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