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Keep that Bum Botherer away from me, I drink from the furry cup!
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An individual who frequently or unexpectedly neglects his regular companions in the pursuit of sexual gratification.
Derived from the accusation that these individuals seek to "trundle" (push/drive) the opposite sex, rather than partake in regular social activities.
Man X: Do you wish to accompany me and others to our regular meeting place?
Man Y: I cannot right now as i must urgently meet Woman Z
Man X: You sir, are a total and complete bum trundler.
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When one needs the lavatory immediatley or one will cak shit their pants.
"Jamie had too much dodgy beer, he's now gonna have a bum explosion"
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Anal sex without any lubrication
I`ve run out of vaseline, baby oil, cooking oil and all other substances capable of reducing the coefficient of friction between my cock and your arse. This will probably hurt as I must inevitably dry bum you with all the bestial vigour of a prize rottweiler.
I`ve got diarrhea at the moment so it won`t be that bad for me but don`t forget its my turn next.
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A Wife who doesn't work, cook, clean, suck or perform anything of real importance for herself or her Husband.
"My Wife does nothing all day while I work, and then yells at me for no reason. I cook her dinner and I jerk off to her mom; I think what I have is a Bum Wife." ~ Stupid Man
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a style of martial arts mastered by very few of the bumby class. it combines drunken boxing, aikido, and kenpo to form the ideal style of martial arts for the 'bumby' archetype.
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1. a form of small insect that burrows within one's rectal area.
2. an insult deriving from the small rectal-burrowing insect.
"shut the fuck up, bum chigger"
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