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A group of people located in Pennsylvania who believe they should receive everything for free, and sell anything they own for more than double its value. They also speak German and claim it to be there own language.
Ernie the PA Dutchman-"Hey man, i just got this new refrigerator for FREE man! Im going to sell it for 1329 bucks man! I eat grund sows!"
Me- "But I can buy a new one for $800 down the road a few miles!?"
Ernie the PA Dutchman- "Yeah but mine is THE BEST ever MANNN! Zacky worked on it MANNN!
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In addition to the existing definition.
After a session of truly inspired anal coitus with an Amsterdam whore, to use ones poo soiled member to "sketch" a reproduction of a famous Rembrant or Vermeer of art on her back.
I was halfway through drawing a Dutch Master when I had to go back in for paint for my dick.
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a form of rodeo doggy-style. When riding the starfish, reach over the hip with one hand and hook her front junk while reaching forward with the other and hooking her mouth. With all orifices plugged, scream for help. Friends may or may not come in- but in her confused fight-or-flight reaction, hold on for as long as possible.
When I was giving Molly a dutch boy, Jamie took pictures. Molly hasn't called me since.
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The act of farting on someones head while there asleep and covering it with a blanket
I gave that little bitch a dutch treat
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A 'Dirty Dutch' is a person who is overtly sexual and horny.
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An inflatable, full body-length sex doll.
(More lifelike versions of the doll have begun to appear on the market in recent history. They're made of more expensive synthetic rubber type materials.)
"I wonder how these sex dolls got their name dutch wife."
"Who cares about the wives and the Dutch anyway?"
"True."
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A mayonnaise jar ful of jizz/sperm
(also a synonym to scrotum)
1.holy crap man that chick just emptied my jar of dutch mayonnaise!
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