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Universal Lag

The little time that seperates what you do online from what others do. This usually split-second time difference can seriously deduct from online gaming skill.

Example 1:
Guy1:*Gets sniped right as he released a shot at the other sniper, universal lag making it so he never really shot due to the fact that he shot at the last second, the server not taking notice of it due to universal lag* DAMN UNIVERSAL LAG!!

Example 2:
Guy1's screen:
Guy1: I love you.
Girl1: You never say you love me, I'm leaving you.

Girl1's screen:
Girl1: You never say you love me, I'm leaving you.
Guy1: I love you.

by ThePerfectionist November 12, 2010


university heights

A district in buffalo, new york that is located beside the university at buffalo's south campus, and minutes away from Canisius College, Medaille College, and Buff State. It is recognized for its rather intense partying atmosphere, prompting the Buffalo News to publish a front page article titled "The nightmare of living in University Heights" (Sept 5, 2015.) The district is comprised of a series of streets including custer, west northrup, winspear, merrimac and others. Due to its location between four buffalo schools, a wide range of students trot the area, with the bulk coming from UB.

If you're tryna get real weird go to University heights

The freshmen that don't know how the fuck to handle themselves while drinking are what gives University heights a bad rap

by LouReed September 05, 2015


Universal Friend

A Universal Friend Is A Friend Who Can Do Literally Anything. A Therapist, A Designated Driver, A Mentor, Etc. This Person You Always Want Around Because They Bring Peace, And They Never Cease To Amaze You.

“I need a universal friend, you know somebody I can vent to while cleaning and doing homework.”

by Bruh Man April 12, 2021


Chattanooga university

The university of Chattanooga Tennessee. It was founded in 1886 and is one of four universities and two other affiliated institutions in the University of Tennessee System. Anyone that graduates from here is an idiot, and should be shamed.

Aiden: Did you hear about that idiot who graduated from Chattanooga university?
Simon: yeah I heard they couldnt get a job

Chattanooga university graduate: I wish I went to literally any other college 😔

by Veltege September 22, 2023


Testicle University

The only university with a moving flag

69,000 $ in tuition
69% acceptance rate

O testicles, o testicles, o testicles in my university

No girls allowed, no girls allowed, at Testicle University

by Bob AC July 11, 2021


Milk the Universe

An existential phrase used to describe the feeling of grabbing the universe by the supple teets and chugging down that cosmic milk.

Similar to "Grabbing the Bull by the Horns"

"Quit your job man, go ahead, Milk the Universe"

"Dude, Jenny's down to tongue wrestle. Go get her dog. Milk the Universe"

by yellowshnow May 16, 2019


The university of derby

The university where students teach themselves due to lack of credible teaching support.

Person 1: "Oh, the university of derby?"

Person 2: " yeah mate paying 9 grand a year to teach myself"

by yoloswaggitinifagit March 25, 2018