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predominantely British term for a celebrated masturbation
what is marcus doing tonight... nothing he got him self some scented candles and is having a glitter wank.
Similar to a ding-dong-ditch, it is the act of jacking off until you are about to cum, knocking on someone's window until they open the blinds, and then busting all over the glass. After you've finished you have to pull up your pants and run away
Those goddamn kid keeping doing wank and runs to our house, this is the third time this week I've had to go to the store for windex!
When someone defecates onto a biscuit, then proceeds to ejaculate onto the same biscuit, before proceeding to smear it onto their face or consume it.
“Damian proceeded to wozzle wanked last night before passing out.”
“Giles left his wozzle wank on the side for all to see the next morning”
Someone who is a mean person, often being rude. They are disrespectful and can't control it.
"Hey man! Don't invite him, he's a weenie wank!"
You've prepared meticulously, however the mess escapes the meticulously pre prepared materials sock, tissue etc
Sorry babe I'm going to be running late just had a rogue wank and have to clean it up
A condition found among those who take part in excessively (read: legendarily) long bate sessions whereby the tendons in one's fingers seize up, causing pain and a limited range of movement for a not-insignificant amount of time.
A: What you get up to last night, dude?
B: Err, I had a little smoke... and then I was tugging for England, mate. Musta taken me at least 10 hours to shoot!
A: Dude, that's epic!
B: Yeh but now my cock's sore and I've got wank cramp ¬_¬
A: LOL!
When it's so cold in your bedroom, you have to keep the duvet on while you beat off
"Man, it was so cold last night, I had to have an undercover wank!"