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A group of well hung eastern europeans circled around a unsuspectiing girl while blind folded.
Amy found herself in more then she could handle when the polish bagpipes started playing over her head.
The act of putting on completely mismatching clothes and not caring about it in the least. A typical example would be a pair of really shiny dress shoes, white socks, track pants ( With holes), a blazer and a t shirt (Usually filthy). Usually happens on laundry day, after a night of binge drinking, or becoming homeless after forgetting to do laundry and going binge drinking then your wife kicks you out.
Also happens when guys no longer give a shit about themselves, or have completely went off the deep end.
Man 1 " Check out Borat's Polish tuxedo!"
Man 2 " Easy deluxe, we have all worn a polish tuxedo after a good night of drinking and losing our clothes."
Having the effects of a hangover, without having consumed alcohol the night before.
For fuck's sake! I woke up with a massive headache, slept in past noon and can't remember what I did last night. I didn't even booze! What the fuck?!
A Polish Hangover!
When you get to much wee in your box.
That person has polish syndrome, he has a wee wee box the size of Poland
To engage in excessively narcisisstic/vain speech or behavior.
When you polish your own pedestal, you do a fine job of letting the world know you think you're cooler than you are.
Thomas is normally a humble guy, but after a few drinks he really starts polishing his own pedestal about what a great Scrabble player he is.
When a man without foreskin puts the head of his penis in another man's foreskin.
I gave him the best polish accordion for his birthday!
Whenever the woman proceeds to give head in the shower
Yo bro, what was all of that noise in the shower? Aww shee my b dawg, my girl was polishing the knob.
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