rag bitch

A person who is really slow both physically and mentally. He is always sad and depressed which also explains their stagnant nature. A Ragbitch doesn't have fashion sense so dresses like a rag and behaves like a bitch. He has also realized that he is not competent to do anything. He has also tried the Cleveland Steam Roller on himself but nowadays sticks with Alabama Lean Pocket. Although he doesn't intend to be lame and repulsive, he can't help it because of his inherent nature. He fucks up all plans and can't be trusted.
Basically you don't want to be a Ragbitch.

Aarnav: Mom not home, lets drink at my place.
Raghav: Sure
----- Raghav doesn't show up ------
Aarnav: It's been 20 minutes, why aren't you here?
Raghav: My mom didn't allow me
Aarnav: Stop being a Rag bitch

Charlie used to be cool but now he is a Ragbitch

mutt rag

a rag used to clean up kent juice, queef juice, spilt beer, chesse farts.

Ted haus me that mutt rag so I can clean up all your moms kent juice

j-rag

Jesus-loving Republican Against Gays

"Are we going to the 6:00 church group meeting?"

"Hell yeah I love those j-rag's"

j-rag

Jesus-loving Republican Against Gays

A person who loves jesus and all things republican, and is against the unholy. Votes for the right no matter what, because the right is always right. Sometimes seen written as jesus-rag.

"Are we going to the church group at 6:00?"
"Hecken yeah I love those j-rags!"

Stub Rag

A cloth used by men in order to finish ejaculating into aka a cum cloth

Girl 1: Last night I was cleaning and found John's Stub Rag

Dong Doo Rag

A slang term for condom.

Wife:"Hey honey can I borrow some of your dong doo rags?"

Husband: "how cumm?"
Wife:"Because Im going to doink your brother, doy."

rupert-rag

A Rupert Murdoch newspaper

He grabbed a Rupert-rag from the opposite table to save his glasses.