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naša vojvodina (robert)

Usually refers to a very based Serb-Romanian. The urban legend can often be found in the most obscure Yugoslav servers. Experts say if you find him you will be blessed with permanent luck (unless you are a muslim). His theme songs are "Komunjare" and "Tata". World's top scientists indicate the fact that if he concentrates all of his power he can leave Hungarian women on a 250 mile radius pregnant with twins (which will be 100% romanian btw)! He was refused entry in the USA because his biceps were considered weapons of mass destruction. He can drain all of Middle East's oil in one snap of a finger!

"I hope one day I will be like Robert!"
"I heard naša vojvodina is responsible for Srebrenica."
"Hi Robert, how's it going? All good, I'm at the 5th liberated town in Srpska today!"
"My grandpa told me a story about naša vojvodina (robert)!"

by robert himself November 22, 2021


roberts pillow

When a man slides his shlong against a pillow

Omg he is roberts pillow

by mARCUS Karaasskzsa s November 2, 2014


Robert R Shrute

Twin brother of Dwight K Shrute. Was thrown off of Shrute Farms by Dwight for aledged romantic affairs with several pigs of both sexes. Currently resides at Shrute acres in South Buffalo.

Hey did you see that drunk mess at the bar..... Ya thats Robert R Shrute.

by chubbyducky December 26, 2011


Robert On Popcorn

Robert On Popcorn is a person named Robert who is on your popcorn.

Joe: dude, look at Robert!
Dan: is Robert On Popcorn?
Joe: i think he is!
Dan: damn.

by tri-lights March 9, 2024


Robert Geiss

EINNIG!!!

person a:kennst du Robert geiss?
person b:ja klar er ist ein könig!

by hihihohohohuhuhueheheh January 28, 2024


Robert O'Neill

The first time having sex with your girlfriend. You have meticulously planned every part of the event down to the most minute detail. It finally happens and it is executed with perfection, though your mind was hazy, and all you know is that it ended with a head shot.

I finally had sex with Trudie last night. It ended up being a Robert O'Neill, but it was great and I can't wait to do it again.

by Scotty Nice December 11, 2019


robert sonnenleitner

Robert sonnenleitner a really fun guy to be with. He is the best guy to start a Familiy with. He especially hates albanian people.

Robert sonnenleitner is an awesome dude

by Robert sonnenleitner November 22, 2021