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1.for men,
guard your balls. Something all guys should know and observe in ANY situation.
2.for women,
guard your boobs.
who knows the first rule of hacky sack?
-let's teach him the first rule of the office.
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A show on MTV that has gained popularity. People travel from one place to another completing missions and earning pieces of a crest, tattoo, etc., and when they do they earn a prize.
Dude, did you see the new episode of road rules last night?
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Based on the rule that states:
If it looks like a duck, waddles like a duck, and quacks; it's a duck.
Used in real life to explain the obvious truth of the matter.
Dude 1: Andi was sure cranky when I asked her about last night at the bar. She was going with her girlfriends.
Dude 2: Is that all you asked?
Dude 1: Yeh, but when she got home her shirt was inside out, she smelled like cologne and her back is scratched up. I had to ask.
Dude 2: No you didn't. Rule of Duck. Andi is a whore.
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Rule 63 is an Internet meme that states that, as a rule, "for every given male character, there is a female version of that character" and vice versa. ... It began to see general use in fandom communities as a term to refer to both fan-made and official gender-swaps of existing fictional characters, so if it's a famous dude, there is a female version
John: Hey have you seen spidergirl?
Me: Yea, its Rule 63, it's a gender swap, real or fake, it;s a female
John: Whats Rule 63?
Me: look it up on the urban dictionary
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On the internet, usually, if anyone skilled in animation porn finds it, most likely, they will make cartoon porn of it. This has happened sooo many times that people now say that rule 34 is that there is porn of anything that exists on the internet.
Oh yea, the other day I saw a rule 34 of Ash and Dawn. STOP. Ash and Dawn is a common pairing, so of course we will have a rule 34 of it!
Oh yea, the other day I saw a rule 34 of Luke Triton and Ness. STOP. Luke Triton and Ness is a pairing most haven't thought of, and I have yet to see a rule 34 of it, so for the time being, this is an exception. If you do happen to see or make one, contact me at florareinhold@hotmail.com :)
(Rule 34's brother in childhood smashing is rule 64 )
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Literal translation is 'don't be a pussy'. Most often used when berating someone with 'you forgot rule one' implying that if one has forgotten rule one then they're indeed a pussy.
Dan: I'm a little tired, my boots are chaffing and the wind is blowing in the wrong direction.
Gora: You're in violation of rule one. Get over that kicker.
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In the UK prison population, Prison Rule 43 says that an inmate can request to be segregated from the main population, "for their own protection", or when deemed necessary by the prison authorities, to maintain "good order and discipline."
Segregation is not necessarily isolation as there is - in most prisons an entire wing occupied by those prisoners "on the Rule" or "doing the numbers. " A wing full of segrated inmates can often amount to hundreds, so isolation wouldn't be an issue.
People going on the Rule would probably be convicted police officers, prison officers, judges, sex offenders, clergy and anyone of celebrity status or in public office to name but a few.
The life of a prisoner on a segregation wing or unit, is supposedly better/easier as there's much less violence, aggression and confrontation, due to the permanent threat of being instantly transferred back into the general population.
Prison Rule 43 is more commonly requested by the inmates rather than enforced by the prison authorities.
I want to go on the Rule 43
(I want to be segregated)
NOTE The (43) above wouldn't be spoken. I had to add it to comply with the reference to the word being described
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