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The act of cutting the zipper off of a plastic sandwich bag, squirting lubricant into it, placing the plastic bag into the microwave for 4-6 seconds, placing the bag between the cushions of a couch, and proceeding to then fuck the couch silly. Usually done by lonely virgins.
Guy 1: Dude, I lonely sandwiched like three times last night.
Guy 2: You're a sick bastard. You seriously need to get laid.
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The act of one man fucking a women from the front, another fucking her from the back, and a man suddenly running out of a closet with a hammer and hitting the girl over the head with it.
Kate almost died when we ham sandwiched her last night, it was funny as hell
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A double onehanded slap to the face with an open hand. You administer it in on motion, first forehand and then a backhand. It has to be two slaps, hence the sandwich. If you start with the backhand and follow up with forehand it's called a "reverse knuckle sandwich" or an "upside down knuckle sandwich". The standard knuckle sandwich is served with the right hand, a left handed knuckle sandwich is sometimes called a "lynx knuckle sandwich".
When hitting the face it is always a good idea to use an open fist. The risk for injury and jail time is less, and it is quite effective. Save the closed fist for the torso.
The bitch needed a good slapping so she served up a couple of hot knuckle sandwiches.
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When 2 or more lesbians with massive bushes scissor each other.
these Two girls look like they are about to grass sandwich tonight .
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The act of packing a bowl with a bud of marijuana as the first layer, then a layer of clove cigarette tobacco, followed by final level of marijuana, and topped off with a thin layer of more clove tobacco.
Melissa, while being incredibly high, decided to make a clove sandwich. This bowl was beyond epic and both Melissa and Chris were "flyin' high"
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The sexiest form of a sandwich. It is often performed by football players who only have football and food on their minds. Not the tastiest but the most fullfilling. Also referred to guys that act like David Pantoja and Darryl Goldberg.
Put it back in your pants stop being such a Love Sandwich
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When you approach a sleeping person, and gently lower your buttocks over their nasal cavity, sealing off air flow. When they open their mouth, gasping for air, strategically lower your nutsack into their mouth. Upon restriction of breathing, they will regurgitate the nutsack.
You have successfully performed a ham sandwich.
My name is John Ward Doucette from Sault Ste. Marie and I always pretend to fall asleep so I can get a ham sandwich from my closest buddies.
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