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someone who has almost supernatural prowess in the sexual arts.
Jill" Did you hear about how good Ben was in the sack last night?
Amy" yeah he was good be he's no sexual jedi."
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1) being attracted to someone who is dummy thiccc
2) doesn’t know what sex is
3) being attracted to someone who is below average in mind category
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What me and your mum did last night
hey, have you ever had Sexual Intercourse?
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a car sexual is someone who likes to ride their car a little too much
person 1 what sexuality are you?
person 2 oh I'm car sexual
person 1 whats that
person 2 oh it means I like to ride my car
person 1 oh so I'm car sexual?
person 2 oh, not like driving it
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alfie-sexual is when our attracted to people name alfie.
I'm alfie-sexual.
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Lips to lips, lips to ears, lips to {vulva}, lips and tongue to {clits}, slowly, consistently and when the hips begin to rise, finger to {G spot}.
When the {groaning} begins, I know I've properly given her the right amount of {sexual resuscitation} soon followed by excitement, shaking, heavy sigh and complete relaxation.
Damn the was good {sexual resuscitation} she remarked! Can you do it again?
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To compare geographical phenomena to sexual acts
Person 1: 'Oh look at Denmark!'
Person 2: 'what!?'
Person 1: 'it's penetrating Sweden and Norway!'
Person 2: 'that's disgusting, you just engaged in the sexualization of geography, what's wrong with you...'
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