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a term used to express annoyance. Can be used in replacement of activates my almonds.
When people say crossiant instead of quackson it really grinds my shorts.
Describes the person, who gets the most unpleasant or difficult outcome in a situation. You can also say to draw the short straw.
Looks like I've got the short straw, I'm doing the late-shift while everyone else goes to the pub.
When you're reminiscing about how nice of a nut you had and you try and remember what you nutted to, but you completely forget. And then you spend the next 10 minutes trying to remember but you just can't. Then you start hallucinating, thinking you found the video, but it's just another amateur rip off where the thot is clearly in her 40's.
>Not to be confused with the Mandela Nut.
"Hey man, I could hear you through the wall, that sounded liked a pretty good nut. Can you tell me the video?"
"Oh sure, It's uh... It's uh..."
"Sounds like short-term nut to me."
To refer to someone who is short with a big bum, love of eggs and attitude
Look at you, short Ghanaian briefcase. Kmt
- Uma
When a girl's hair down there stratches a clean-shaven guy's face, when he eats her out, the same way a guy's stubble would ussually stratch her part.
Can also be known as an Itchy Beaver, though that also has seperate meanings.
Gah! You're like a short-haired porcupine down there. My face feels like it is being scratched by wire.
Kevin is this one cute ass kid who’s short and has a very small pito:)
Hey look it’s kevin the short kid with a small pito :)
When shortstacks exist and you’d rather fuck them/date them rather then date/fuck tall people, you have a short people kink
“Yo dude, i love short people”
“Ew, short people kink.”