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Short-Haired Porcupine

When a girl's hair down there stratches a clean-shaven guy's face, when he eats her out, the same way a guy's stubble would ussually stratch her part.

Can also be known as an Itchy Beaver, though that also has seperate meanings.

Gah! You're like a short-haired porcupine down there. My face feels like it is being scratched by wire.

by Pronema January 22, 2011


bombay short circuit

Poking one’s finger up one’s date whilst earnestly pumping one’s fist.

Johnno was engaged testing out a Bombay Short Circuit in the shower.

by Johnny Flange August 15, 2022


Short People Kink

When shortstacks exist and you’d rather fuck them/date them rather then date/fuck tall people, you have a short people kink

Yo dude, i love short people
“Ew, short people kink.”

by Unoimia April 29, 2022


Short man face

An attractive man who by viewing a picture of his upper half, one can assume he is of short stature.

I think he may be like 5 ft Leesha he has a short man face, I don't think you should wear heels tonight

by Urbanqueen26 February 24, 2019


Green Shorts Day

On May 9th everyone dresses in green shorts or pants to celebrate National Green Shorts Day. Green Shorts day was founded by Greta and Rylan at Osseo Senior High School on May 9th 2022.

Greta: “Tomarrow’s Green Shorts day, don’t forget!”
Rylan: “Which pair of green shorts should I wear?”
Abby: “OMG the creators of Green Shorts Day are so cool!!”
Julia: “Guys I woke up early to buy green shorts”

by pillow1255 August 15, 2022


Rob (short for Robert)

Incredibly gullible, but great guy. Guys’ guy. Will give you the shirt off his back. No one works harder, always on “that grind.” Easily falls in love with girl he meets in Puerto Rico. Girls are typically pathological liars - claiming everything from being Swedish royalty to having dated Matthew McConaughey. At least one divorce under his belt. Sometimes known as the Swedish prince.

Oh my god, did he really co-sign a home with that random girl last night?!
Yeah, classic Rob (short for Robert) move!

by King of Sweden November 25, 2021


short bus status

When a person becomes dumbfounded and half retarded when caught off gaurd... Especially regarding people with the syndrome of selective hearing, and or vanity.

Stephanie was explaining a meaning to Lauren while Lauren was thoroughly entertaining herself when Stephanie finished Lauren said what's that mean, Stephanie said don't worry Lauren you're S.B.S. Short bus status!

by Stephauren November 8, 2013