massive simp

Someone that will do anything for a person they like. Usually they will get unnecessary excited whenever a girl ask them for a school pencil and they make a whole deal about it. A girl will leave them on read for 8 hours and as soon she texts back, they will respond to them in the speed of light.

girl texting 0.001 sec
Mustafa: ight brb imma go talk to this girl
Shawn: you simp go help Robert with the test

Robert: nah f that kid
Shawn: fr this kid been cashapping her 12$ just to ft, talk about being a massive simp
Robert: damn he gotta pay just to talk to her? she be making bank rn XD

Simp Music

Music written, produced, & or performed by a simp specifically for the purpose of pedestalling a woman. It does not matter if she is attainable or unattainable. Simp song singers often profess how subservient/submissive they are willing to be in an effort to win the womans affections and possibly be rewared with sexual favors in return. Their style is persistance, sparing no exspence at wooing a woman, including allowing said woman to walk all over him repeatedly, even after rejection. Some of the attemps made to win a womans affections often include promises to pay bills and take her on lavish trips.

Baby Face is a classic simp music producer.

simp virgin

People who use the DMR in Warzone even after they nerf it.

Christian: This DMR is so good after they nerfed it!
Paul: Bro you sound like a simp virgin talking like that.

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Schrödinger’s Simp

A simp that states an opinion, then changes it to match the opinion of a girl when they disagree.

simp: “Hey I think cats are pretty cool”
Girl: “I disagree”
simp: “Actually they are kind of lazy now that you mention it””

“Wow, he’s a Schrödinger’s Simp”

Simp sauce

The unholy nectar of one who can be defined as a simp. They gulp this unholy sauce as they desert The Boys and converse with their female despite short relation.

Person 1: Aye hop on COD lets run some S and D.
Person 2: Cant right now I gotta help my father with the wood outside.
Person 1: Its 1 in the morning. You playin, go drink your simp sauce while to FaceTime your girl instead of playing with the boys on a Saturday night.

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simp pool

Simp pools are heal pools, but for simps

BadBoyHalo always buys a simp pool with his diamonds

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No Simp September

The month of September where you can’t simp for the whole month before cuffing season.

Kyle bought a car and house for Alyssa, so she gave him just a pat on the back for his reward during No Simp September.

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