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Calm Your Skeets

Another interesting way to say 'Calm the hell down'

Micheal: -is freaking out over some random unimportant matter-

Brandon: yo, man! Calm your skeets about it!

by SketchB10 January 13, 2012


Skeet sock

When you have sexual relations with a sock

I just got done having sex with my skeet sock!

by Smiley the god June 25, 2019


canadian skeet shooting

When a man stimulates his genitals until climax into a waiting Caucasian woman's face, exclaiming sorry with every burst of ejaculate to connect with her face.

I apologized so much it sounded like Canadian skeet shooting.

by MrMarijaweiner December 2, 2017


skeet race

When a bunch of guys have a competition to see who can cum first when wacking it.
wacking it cum skeet

Guy 1: I challenge you to a skeet race!
Guy 2: You're on!

by yungsandwich October 17, 2015


Skeet Stouche

A layer of ejaculate spread across the upper lip forming a moustache made of semen.

"I whipped out my cock and blew my load on her upper lip, forming a "Skeet Stouche"

by corndog1111 May 17, 2016


skeet credit

The prestige of any individual girl's head game. Based a letter grading scale.

Sean: "Stacy gives the best blowjobs ever"
Tim: "Nah her skeet credit is only a B. Dorothy has got that A skeet credit"

by D. Evans November 26, 2013


Skeet - tooth

adverb : The need to suck a dick.

Your mom's belly is a Cum Milkshake because of her Skeet - tooth

by Xsavior October 19, 2021