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When you sleepwalk into your friends room and teabag him while you're both asleep.
Tim must have sleeping bagged me last night because there is ball hair on my chin.
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Falling asleep in a potentially detrimental, dangerous or life threatening situation.
1) "Where were you when the fire alarm went off?"
"oh, i chose to have a danger sleep"
2) "mate, i woke up on the roundabout this morning..."
"you were totally having a danger sleep"
3)Having a "danger sleep" in the front row of class
4) "zzzz... (danger sleep)"
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The involuntary time travel into the future immediately after slightly waking up and drifting into sleep again. Quantum Sleep is triggered by a later-to-be-regretted thought or phrase "let me sleep five more minutes". Quantum Sleep transports you through an hour in what seemed like two minutes. the result is lateness and thus alters the events of the day.
example:
Before: Let me catch five more minutes of sleep.
...Quantum Sleep...
After: Shit! fucking hell, I am hectically late.
unemployment boss appointment regret early
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When you're a total Ass in your sleep
My boyfriend Elbowed me and pushed me of the bed when he was sleeping,His Sleep Assnea is getting worse
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Sleep sex, or sexsomnia, is having sex while you're asleep. It is related to sleepwalking or sleep eating. The person who does it has no recollection of it in the morning, though they may have a feeling of sexual satisfaction.
Little is known about it, as there needs to be more research on it, but it seems to occur most often in people who have suppressed their need to have sex during the day, or who have an unfulfilled love for someone.
Because of the proximity of other sleeping family members, father-daughter or brother-sister coupling may result. It is dangerous to wake a sleepwalker, so the best method of handling the situation is usually to simply wait until it is over.
My brother walks in his sleep, and lately he has been getting into my bed. I'm wondering if he's going to start having sleep sex one of these nights.
I woke up in the morning feeling wet between my thighs, and a large wet patch on the bed. I'm wondering if I indulged in sleep sex during the night.
In the morning I woke up in my father's bed, feeling as though I had just had sleep sex. My father had my lipstick smeared on his lips and cheek, but he does not have any memory of it.
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When you are attempting to shit from a ladder onto unsuspecting womans boobs.
Holy shit that was the most digusting sleeping tom i have ever seen
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To nag someone in your sleep repatedly, like sleepwalking, just nagging.
Oh my god! My Mom is sleep nagging me, she's like, "I cant sleep with your typing" and now she's sleeping on the couch and snoring.
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