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Usually done on a large breasted woman. It is when a woman is on her side and the male or female defecates on her bottom breast and then proceeds
to slam the top one down on the other only to squish much of the excrement out the sides.
That was the messiest sloppy joe I have ever done...It was seeping out all over the sides and got all over the bed.
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Any form of oral sex, either given or received, involving a female cafeteria worker (ie: a "lunch lady") Typically the cafeteria worker is wearing a hairnet and has allowed her wostache (a female mustache) to grow into a prominent feature of her face. Sloppy Joes are the most common, and perhaps the sole, cause for orally transmitted pubic lice.
"How the fuck did he manage to catch crabs off a blow job? Must've been a Sloppy Joe."
"Hey, I thought you left your money at home today, how'd you get that pizza?"
"Oh, I just gave Bumquisha a Sloppy Joe. But now everything tastes like herpes."
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While getting head, once ready to cum, you bitch slap your girl in the face resulting in a mixture of bloody nose and man spooge, also known as a jelly donut
my girl was actin wack, so I busted her with a sloppy dragon. Now I'm going to jail to get my pink sock treatment.
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when a girl is on her period, you shit on her pussy and then jack off and cum on it. Then you eat her out until its all gone.
John- how was that sloppy nachos last weekend?
Trent- they were so good.
John- how good was it?
Trent- they were so good, she's still cleaning it up
Ethan- duuuuUuuuuuuuude that's sick!
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the most sloppy man on the planet earth not only is he sloppy but clumsy, smelly and a virgin. He usually trips over his own two feet while he is eating a taco that is all over
also see perma-virgin
jason issac comack is the orginal Sloppy McSlop
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A phrase used amongst smokers, a person who is a sloppy smoker is one who lacks smoking etiquette. Commonly refered to as a "Double S" or an "S.S."
"Hey can I light your blunt!"
"Woah! someones being a double S.(Sloppy Smoker)"
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1. noun- a bar in Columbus near OSU that serves to underage kids looking for a good time.
2. noun/adj. - when a person has become or is at the stage of intoxication where looks like a sloppy mess of an animal such as a donkey
lets all go to the Sloppy Donkey so we can watch Chad and Andrew get slop donk!
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