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small hemoroid

A worm like vein that pops out of your butthole during times of stress and constipation

That damn small hemoroid keeps rearing its ugly head.

Harry stole the preparation H because he was embarrassed to buy it

by turkeydurkey February 11, 2015


law of small numbers

The phenology that 2% of a data set can mimic the formalism and specificity of the entire data set.

The postulation that 2% of the data is equal to the counterpart 98%.

The rule of 2.

The law of small numbers argues that 2% of a population can tip an entire election although formalistic mathematics cannot delineate which 2% of the population that is.

by tomorrowtomorrow December 9, 2018


Small dick as an insult

A form of sexism that is use to keep men at a form of lower status.

Hym "Yeah, women use small dick as an insult al the time. There is all sorts of female sexists and now it too late. I don't care what happens to you. If you aren't fucking you. Do. Not. Matter. Why!? Because if I'm not fucking I DO NOT MATTER!"

by Hym Iam September 27, 2023


Miggy smalls

The most amazing person in the whole that everyone likes to laugh and giggle with.

Yeah I used jawn – had to bring this down a level for my 4th and long peeps (shoutout Miggy smalls).

by RealNameHereNotTakenBySomeone April 28, 2021


lil small dik

lil small dik is one of the most, no, THE best and most innovative artists of all time, with his many projects containing influential and even life-changing lyrics, about the daily struggles of life "My ass is hurting so bad, I can't even stand," to the obtusely absurd, "habablehgooobiehable." In addition, lil small dik uses a wide range of vocal styles, ranging from, very sexy, low, and gravley vocals, to high, light, and fluttery ones. In addition to these additions, he also makes songs in a wide range of genres. I will not mention these genres, because the subgenres get so specific, that it looks like the average amount of tags on a clout-hungry 8-year-old's TikTok video. In addition to the additions addition to the additions, he is also a producer in, again, many genres, but he mainly makes trap beats, awfully specifically made for rapping about **** ******* ****.

"The best way to listen to lil small dik is with the sound off!"
-smart person

by lil small dik October 25, 2023


piggy smalls

a pig who is very small and is always in someones arms! the pig is a bit scratchy. it likes to be put up to your chest if holding it! ~ mallory

its a teachers pet that we got ast week and we names it piggy smalls bc it is small ig idk but its just so cute

by piggysmall April 24, 2018


Small Gay Energy

When the small gay meets a gay person, he sends off his small gay energy. After receiving small gay energy, the gay person will be more likely to transform in a straight person.

Gay: Hey friend!
Small gay: Hey there. (sending small gay energy)
Straight (formerly gay): WTF I'm not gay anymore.

by SmallestGayEver August 8, 2019