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speed skating

A very intense sport envolves skating so fast that you feel like you going faster that the speed of sound even though your grandmother can run faster than you skate. Unless you an Olympian

Guy1 “I’m going so fast right now. I must be going faster than Usain Bolt! I’m the best at speed skating”
Guy2 “no you’re not. That 4 year old is going faster than you”
Guy1 “oh. Sh*t

by Oldbehide November 8, 2018


Speed skating

An extreme sport where individuals strap knives on their feet and skate in circles on solid water at very high speeds. They may also touch the ice at times during skating in order to validate the ice’s feelings.

Bob: I really like going in circles and touching ice.
John: Join speed skating!!

by Wanderingdustbunny November 23, 2021


10 speed

Term used for person with add or ADHD, who's going a million miles a minute... Or a person who is on uppers, talks a lot, has a lot going on...

#10 speed slow down... 1 thing at a time.

by DaynaBug February 1, 2023


speed cartel

A speed cartel is formed when the cars in front of you on all lanes are going slower than the general speed of traffic creating a disruption. The decision by the cars to go slow may be intentional or unintentional, but can prevent an opportunity to go around them causing you to also slow down to their speed. This should not be confused with an actual drug cartel that deals speed.

I'd like to go 95 on this highway but I am stuck behind a speed cartel going 60.

by Dell Computer Dual Monitors July 14, 2012


Spiegel speed

A speed where you are almost in 1st gear but still in reverse, or just being very unproductive

Our employee moves at spiegel speed.

by blowinupshizz May 3, 2023


Slave speed

When a nigga thinks he’s caught so he obtains super speed.

When a nigga is being chased by an authority and his fear of being caught gives him a burst of ancestral super speed or slave speed.

by It’s only funny January 1, 2023


In hyperloop speed

This is a new terminology that depicts "a speed of business' that hasn't been possible before. "ASAP" in the past denoted that work needs to be done "soon as possible" opening it up for interpretation. "Immediately" meant right now, but fails to convey the urgency. "Hyperloop" on the other hand sends the message that every second from the utterance of the word is a loss of business and someone needs to get it done in the next second.

Please send me your comments in hyperloop speed!

by Hyperloop April 7, 2017