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Its used as an alternative to the expression ' to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. ' for example it is relevant to leaving a situation that is liable to impending doom. Imagine a giant huntsman bursting open with thousands of spiders running around your house. Also relevant to teachers leaving their profession before having a nervous breakdown.
My mate stole from her employer and thought she got away with it but staff stopped speaking to her all of a sudden, so I said to her, don't you think its time to get out before the spiders hatch.
The Ultimate excuse for everything. Found with the 60's Spider Man Meme. Use as an excuse for EVERYTHING! son, go clean your room. FUCK YOU I'M SPIDER MAN! Go do the dishes. FUCK YOU I'M SPIDER MAN! so on and so forth.
"FUCK YOU I'M SPIDER MAN!!!!!"
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used in a super obvious question as a reply that involves why your here.
your at a pizza place and the guy asks
pizza guy: are you here to buy some pizza
you: well im not here to fuck spiders
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A sarcastic term used by Australians as reply to a question with an obvious answer.
Your mum's friend: What are you doing in Woolies? Grocery shopping?
Your mum: Well, I ain't here to fuck spiders!
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To cum in ones hand and flick it in your pooch's face in a spider man web gesture
"Spider manned yer dog lad"
What have you done today Ronald?
Spider manned yer dog lad
...suck us
A famous yahoo answers questions that someone wrote and makes Yaks about on Yik Yak
Does spider have puss puss?
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When you spider man kisses your dog
Shut up Spider-Man Kiss your dog
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