Rural Dictionary

Chap Stick

1. Stick of moisturising capabilities used by those whose lips are adverse to "chapping" in cold conditions.

2. The middle wicket of a gentleman, which has lip moisturising capabilities if used accordingly.

"Windy isn't it honey?" remarked Terry, "here, use my chap stick, don't want you drying up."

by christopherknightuk April 19, 2005

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fight stick

A large, clunky hunk of plastic that "professional" fighting game players use in order to make themselves look cool to the fighting game community, but like a huge faggot to everyone else because he's handling a stick with one entire fucking hand with no shoulder buttons.

Supposedly it makes you better at fighting games, but this is actually 100% genuine bullshit. Professionals get paid to play with them so that dumbasses will waste money on them THINKING that they'll get better, and then the professionals, manufacturers and retailers all get money from someone else's stupidity and laugh as newbies struggle to handle their oversized plastic sticks.

Joe: Hey man, did you see Seth Killian advertising that new Street Fighter fight stick?
Bob: No, and I really don't give a shit.
Joe: Well its gonna make me better at Street Fighter, I'm going to go spend $120 on it.
Bob: Whatever man, I'm going to the brothel and getting laid for $120.
(6 hours later)
Joe: DUDE!
Bob: Let me guess, your stick made you a million times better or something.
Joe: NO MAN I'VE BEEN PRACTICING FOR HOURS AND I CAN'T DO ANY COMBOS AND I SUCK AT IT BECAUSE IT'S A USELESS PIECE OF GARBAGE!
Bob: Dude, chill the fuck out.
Joe: I wasted my money... I could have gotten laid.
Bob: Sucks to be you.

by EclipseSentinel June 28, 2011

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Big stick little stick

A game that is a type of ritualized fighting that was originated by native americans. Two people are given each a little stick to fight with and one big stick is placed between them. Either one can try to grap the big stick to beat the tar out of the other person with it but to do so they will have to let go of the little stick and so will have to grab the big stick while trying to keep the other person from beating the tar out of them with their little stick. But if they get the big stick they can beat the tar out of the other person because they have a way bigger stick.

You ever play big stick little stick?

by Deep blue 2012 August 16, 2010

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