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Middle aged female that you can smell during hot yoga, and has noticeably weathered skin due to intense tanning. High likelihood of excessive folds that not even spanx can contain.
person 1 "Great Friday yoga session, but did you notice that clam mom in the front row?"
person 2 "Yeah man, couldn't miss her"
A middle age woman with her children in a stroller in any public space.
Originated from the gang of woman running around the neighborhood with there strollers.
"I can't walk two steps without running into someone."
"I know there are way to many stroller moms at Disney today."
an superhumanly hot Milf. someone I as a completely straight male would let peg me with a 12 inch strap on. Every boy in the school has wet dreams thinking about tanners mom mainly Cyrus in particular. she is short and sculpted like a porn star. -i love tanners mom
me: tanners mom. everyone else; shes so hot, i love tannes mom, im gonna fuck her so hard.
i want to have anal sex with tanners mom
A badass Mom. She is funny, awkward, loves the Beatles and is cooler than the other side of the pillow. The ideal mate. The cat's meow. She's exactly how it works.
Dude, that Milf over there is a total "Jonah's Mom"....she's got it going on.
Mom's anger is when you did something offensive or unimaginable in your moms eyes and she's pissed to the point where she's ready to explode. It usually starts with her staring at you like your a dumb fuck and can't believe you came out of her. Then she starts raising her voice to the point that the whole neighborhood is getting curious at what the hell is happening. She starts off the argument about you and your "bad decisions" and brings the conversation back to her and talks about how she does everything for you and the family. She might even bring in your siblings or father for the argument but most of the time they are smart enough and run away from the mom bomb. She never let's you speak a word but request answers to her questions that your so confused about and I don't know what to say. This brings in more anger. Stay away from this type if anger because it causes serious problems. Warning advised!
Kendall: Hey, did you see Emma's mom?
Lilly: Oh yeah, she had mom's anger for sure!
Hey Doug, I went to the zoo with Carol’s kids Saturday and after we put them down to bed I got waist deep in her mom socket. We fucked until the sun came up.