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teacher iriam

This teacher is the reason why I hate science

Teacher Iriam gives us a lot of homework! It´s not fair!!!

by demidorks June 9, 2017


Teacher Tramp

A teacher who likes porn on their twitter account and everyone finds it

Yo Mr. Knoper is totally a teacher tramp did you see that porn?

by DannyFantom June 21, 2018


Computer teacher

Under you bed waiting for young ones to sleep

Your computer teacher is under bed

by Walterwhiteiamydadleft June 9, 2022


Drunken Social Studies Teacher

1. Drunken Social Studies Teacher is a nickname given to a drunken (or stupid) individual at a bar (or wherever) that states random "facts" about a historicall, racial or political topics with little or no accuracy.

2. Drunken Social Studies Teacher is also a drinking game centered around a drunken (or stupid) individual at a bar (or wherever) that states random "facts" about a historical, racial or political topic with little or no accuracy, wherein the witnesses of said ramblings drink every time the aforementioned makes an inaccurate remark.

Tell the bartender we need another round, the Drunken Social Studies Teacher at the end of the bar is at it again!

by Toecutterguitar August 8, 2019


freelance teacher

Someone who teaches without any measurable metrics to grade performance.

I will never be unemployed because I can always be a freelance teacher.

by E.Korotki February 19, 2022


English Teacher Mentality Syndrome

a trait, carried by most English teachers, that requires over analyzing something in an attempt to feel intellectually superior, or to find a deeper meaning than is necessary.

the teacher said “the walls are blue to symbolize the rising depression in the household”, and the author quickly replied, “no, the walls are painted blue” this is an example of English teacher mentality syndrome

by The dark lord herman March 10, 2023


Pe teachers

creatures that lurk the gyms and fields of a school. Despite their job title promoting physical education, they ironically haven’t done anything physical since they were in high school. You can feel the floor vibrate and see the San Franciscans getting ptsd as the ground shakes like 8.0 magnitude earthquake as these colossal beings rock the earth with every 500 pound step they take. They tell students to “do more push ups” while all they do is viscously push more food into their mouths. So only time you’ll see these creatures move any faster then a walking pace, is when there’s a flash sale at McDonald’s.

Person 1: HOLY SHIT WHAT WAS THAT

Person 2: oh dw it’s not an earthquake the pe teachers just came back from McDonald’s.

by Who?asked? August 9, 2024