Refers to a really huge cock, both long and thick, that could rip an arse (specifically the hole) apart upon entry and subsequent continuous rough thrusting. A cock that makes one scream.
Quick! Get that arse blaster in me now.
The immortal word 'Quite', which is an incredibly flexible word which can be used to answer any question or statement. It often precedes the word 'spog' in conversations between those who understand the true beauty of that arse word.
Quite (that arse word).
A woman who has an arse that resembles a pair of elbows
If you like that skinny birds elbow arse, you're in the elbow arse brigade.
A Narcissist with no arse/ass/buns/buttocks/Derriere ... this condition is normally accompanied by a sister disorder where they dislike Ski holidays, democracy and moving home. Sometimes spotted on Call of Duty: Warzone, when not making themselves the centre of attention at wedding number 12 of the year. Ironically, where their complete lack of arse is laid bare for all to see.
that Ruaraidh is such a Nae-arse-acist
To defecate with such force, it explodes out of your arse.
DON’T GO IN THERE!!! I just launched an Arse Torpedo into the toilet bowl!!!!
The itchy marmite star that occurs from the little grapes that appear after the arse fisting you gave your girlfriend last night.
Hi Shirl....how are you? Not bad but me arse-mince is driving me mad, look!