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Amazingly sexy guitarist of the band All Time Low. He likes the macarena and wants herpes. He still hasn't found his mom yet and although he is a guitarist, it doesn't mean he's actually good at playing. He has great hair but a little penis.
Have you seen Jack Barakat lately?
Oh yeah, he was looking for his mom!
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stimulating your penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.
Brian had the blue balls so bad he had to jack off as soon as he got home.
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When you express your desire to steal a nice-looking car. Similar to "I'd Tap That".
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To use semen as a lubrecant in masturbation
it could be stored in a fridge, or be used imediatly, if feeling resilliant
Person 1 "Why the fuck is the sperm in the fridge?!"
Person 2 "For a Jack Mayo..."
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Utilizing a coat hanger as a hook, the approaching a friend by the rear and placing it between his legs and pulling up as hard as possible while whispering parle in his right ear
My anus is killing me cause I just got the jack sparrow . But I can't hit him cause he whispered parle
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That one annoying kid that is good at literally EVERYTHING, and nobody likes him because of it.
Damn, is there anything Jack-Henry ISN'T good at?!?
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When someone sends you something cool over chat and you post it on a social networking site before they have the chance.
Rich sent me a cool Photoshop when we were chatting so I chat jacked it and posted it on Facebook.
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