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Commercial Hoe

Certain people that you see in a lot of different commercials.

That's Becky Margie, she's a commercial hoe! She in every thing

by James Rebound January 22, 2017


Hoe Terms

A HOE TERM: Any word or phrase used in a sentence or as an expression where the meaning can be interpreted loosely, as loose as a hookers vagina.

Cousin 1: So, I know you've had some slight misfortunes or small mishaps in your life, I mean really, if I didn't know you or witness half of this shit, I'd think someone was making all these tiny infractions. I'd hate to see what happens if you had a big tragedy.

Me: SMALL MISHAPS?? TINY INFRACTIONS?? SLIGHT MISFORTUNES?!!! These are HOE TERMS!!! How many tiny infractions and small mishaps do I actually need to have before its considered a TRAGEDY?!!My whole adult life thus far is a big ass tragedy!! I've got more series of unfortunate events than Lemony Snicket!!!!

THUS THE BIRTH OF THE PHRASE HOE TERM!

EXAMPLE:

Girl 1: Hey, who's that girl in the picture with you??
Girl 2: Oh, I guess you can call her my "friend"
Girl 1: That's not the crazy bitch who told you your shoes were ugly then 2 days later she came to work with the same ones on??
Girl 2: Yea, I say friend "Loosely" she's crazy
Girl 1: Ahh, Hoe Term.

Ex. 2
Her: Life is what you make it, you can't live your life as aPessimist, looking at the glass as only half empty! When life gives you lemons, MAKE LEMONADE!!

Me: OH SHUT THE HELL UP!! LIfe sucks!! You know it sucks! I just lost my job!! How about you try being unemployed for a while you dick! And you suck too for trying to sugar coat it with HOE TERMS!!

by Dark Muse September 21, 2011


$2 Hoe

A girl who sell her body or sexual attention for $2.

Anyone who'll do anything sexual for $2.

1. Eva is a $2 Hoe.

2. Miss Williams is a $2 Hoe, she'll do anything for $2.

by OhkillemLove September 26, 2017


hoe brownie

People who are extremely fake and stupid.

For example, david thinks its cool to sneak diss people who help him, therefore he is a hoe brownie.

by Master Fensei August 10, 2017


Ate that hoe

When you are freestyle rapping and you freestyle really well. You use excellent rythem and words on your freestyle.

*Freestyles to a beat drop

Friend: "Damn, you just ate that hoe on my mama."

by 14abaxhew November 10, 2021


hoe certificate

When a girl is positive for an STD

Example 1: “That bitch Amanda done fucked the wrong dude and now she has a hoe certificate.”
Example 2: “Girl they just denied my birth control cause of my hoe certificate!”

by eatmecupcakeswithwhipcream October 29, 2020


hoe-in-law

the parents of your side chick or side hoe

R.J: Hey, you want to have a drink tonight bro?
Dave: I can't, my main chick is out of town and Im having dinner with my side chick and her parents.

R.J: Dinner with your Hoe-in-laws? That sucks. Have fun

by Tru Realist June 11, 2016