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when a man puts his ballsack inside a woman's booty during intercourse.
Did you see the recent post about the alaskan penguin sex position? Probably best done with lube if the nutsack is going in her booty.
The alaskan condom happens when you dip your Cock in snow hand thrust very hard until the womens vagina freezes and u have to eat her out to clean it
Damn I gave that girl the Alaskan Condom
When you just had Mexican night last night, and the next morning you gotta take a shit in a cold outhouse for whatever reason, causing a cold, spicy shit fiesta.
“Dude how was your camping trip?”
“It was ok, but the shitty part was Wednesday morning, I had to go through an Alaskan firehole.”
“Ohhhhh that sucks”
When you mix up your real talcum powder bottle with the one youbkeep your cocaine in and accidentally powder your undercarriage with it.
Man that Alaskan Wakeup Call woke me up.
During a blow job, at the point of climax the male pulls out and ejaculates up into their partners nose. The partner then snorts and spits out the ejaculate.
True story dude, my girl was being pain last night, so I surprised her with an Alaskan Loogie.
When you take a rug, wrap someone up in it and roll them down a big grassy hill.
“Oh no he didn’t, he didn’t really just get an Alaskan Rug Burn did he?”
When your girlfriend puts a fireball candy into her mouth, then gives you a blowjob.
Damn that bitch give me an Alaskan firebird, my dick hasen' t stopped burning