Alex Jones

I don't know, but he sure doesn't like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the frickin frogs gay.

He also sells wacky supplements like SUPER MALE VITALITY and BRAIN FORCE PLUS.

Alex Jones: 'Won't you fight for your life?!'

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Alex Hirsch

The god of entertainment and imagination. His true origins are unknown, he presents us a fabrication about California, but the most popular theory is he was created when Disney noticed that they completely sucked balls and made a deal with a dream demon to make something worth watching be made. They were given an entity known as Alex Hirsch, and Gravity Falls was born.

We all went to the temple of Alex Hirsch today to present our offerings of gratitude.

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alex seburn

A dirty little slam pig that deserves everything he's got coming to him.

Alex Seburn has been caught by both his parents.

Alex Green

The dick that stole my Mountain Dew.

Adjective: Describes a person who has stolen Mountain Dew

Verb: The act of stealing Mountain Dew.

That man over there, Alex Green, Alex Greened my drink from my hand

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alex lawther

A British actor who stars in Netflix’s hit tv show, “The End of the F***ing World,” and an episode of “Black Mirror.” He is such a great actor and such a sweetheart, he deserves happiness and everything that the world has to offer :)

Alex Lawther is such a beam of sunshine :)

Alex Lifeson

The guitarist and occasional back up vocalist in canadian prog rock band Rush. His real name is Aleksandar Živojinović and is the son of Serbian immigrants. He is a highly talented guitarist, one of the best ever, but since no music media outlet ever cares about Rush, is often unappreciated. Plays a wide variety of guitars from Gibsons to PRSs. Can play better than just about anyone. He's nicknamed Lerxst from a mispronunciation of his name.

Alex Lifeson, Neil Peart, and Geddy Lee are the god-kings of progressive rock. Just listen to 2112 or Xanadu or La Villa Strangiato

In 2003, Alex Lifeson got into a brawl with police in Naples and had to be tased multiple times.

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Alex Trebek

The host of the TV show Jeopardy!

Did you watch Alex Trebek on Jeopardy?
Yeah!

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