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something that is full of fat...not hott. totaly fat.
Did you see all that fat oozing off the makin bacon? that is so gross, so not HOTT.
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When you take raw bacon, wrap it around your willy, and then go to town like it's going outta style.
Guy 1: So what'd you do last night?
Guy 2: I was such a bacon bopper dude!
Guy 1: WHAT THE FUCK!?
Guy 2: Ya know, when you take raw bacon, wrap it around your willy, and then go to town like it's going outta style.
Guy 1: Oh that... I LOVE THOSE!!!
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1. clutz, a real jerk.
2. Sizzling moves that burn up the dance floor, ie., shaking your bottom like Neil Diamond.
3. one who is abnormally obsessed with mimes, Legos, AND the Dixie Chicks.
1. Dude, you are some serious ass bacon.
2. I couldn't help but notice your sweet dance moves....baby, that was some serious ass bacon!
3. Jeff Goldbloom.
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Fat people sex. Plain and simple.
A threesome with two thin girls and a fat guy.
Sharlene and Katie had bacon wrap sex with George McFatty-just to see what it's like! Yuck!
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to gingerly place a piece of bacon between a womans labia and then proceed to perform oral sex. it is a comon belief that eating the bacon before the first or after the 3rd climax is reached is bad luck. Also, eating the bacon in one bite is seen as the markings of an amateur or just trashy
" Hey bro, did you score with that girl last night?"
" Not only did i score, i gave her a bacon taco bro!"
" Oh man, you are amazing!"
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